Things were going great... until the portfolio started asking for immediate medical attention. 😅 The My Portfolio Needs CPR hoodie is made for traders and crypto enthusiasts who know that some days the charts don't need a prediction—they need a paramedic. 🚑📉
Made from a soft, premium-quality hoodie with a comfortable fit, it's perfect for cold days, late-night chart sessions, and recovering from another "buy the dip" decision. Warm, durable, and built for anyone who's still holding onto hope... and their positions. 💎🚀
Size guide
Â
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
A) Length (cm)
68.6
71.1
73.7
76.2
78.7
81.3
84
86
B) Width (cm)
101.6
111.8
122
132
142.2
152.4
162
172
B) Half Chest (cm)
50.8
55.9
61
66
71.1
76.2
81
86
C) Sleeve Length (cm)
85.1
87.6
90.2
92.7
95.3
97.8
100
103
Care Instructions
General
The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs.
Wash
Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric.
Dry
Tumble dry on medium setting.
Store
This hoodie is widely available online through various retailers, offering ease of purchase.